Wednesday, September 22, 2010

keyboard cat vs dj cat

still remember keyboard cat??
the famous youtube cat that play keyboard??

if you can't remember, below is the keyboard cat debut video!! XD



now,
there's another cat coming out and it is kinda coming out pretty strong!!!
i introduce you, DJ Kitty!!!
here's DJ Kitty debut video!!XD



can DJ Kitty strike down Keyboard Cat with more viewers??
hmmmm...i wonder.
XD

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

no MAC yes Microsoft?

MAC just kept coming out nice looking + yummy stuff that tempt all of us but they are just too expensive!!! still wondering why they sell it so expensive.

if you ain't rich yet get tempted, try to visit the link below
www.emailsfromstevejobs.com

if you are rich and got tempted,
just fucking stop being an old granny in the market who can't decide whether to buy beef or pork and get all MAC's latest gadget.

if you are or aren't rich + not tempted,
just visit it and see how bitchy steve job is. XD

oh yeah.
here's why we should support microsoft.
www.news.com.au/business/i-will-not-leave-56bn-fortune-to-kids-says-bill-gates/story-e6frfm1i-1225927045715

depression

yesterday, wasn't a good day for me.

1st
found out that my course work for Computer Networking ain't good.
score 25 out of 40 + what make the situation worse is the final consist 60 marks!!

2nd
since the final = 60, i didn't had much sleep as I'm studying 15 lecture topics for Computer Networking's final and i hardly know + remember what i had read!!!

3rd
after i took the test, i had this strong feeling that i might end up failing??
argh!! wishing pretty hard that i can at least pass it.
if i fail again, i had no idea how am i going to tell my mom.

4th
went back to my house and sleep.
yet, was awake by a bad dream. to make it brief, Guthrie give away a dog which we found on the street via lowyat forum. it wouldn't be all that bad if the dog wasn't a pure breed cavalier king charles spaniel which i love so much!!!
sigh.

5th
wasn't able to jog as well as i am before Raya break.
before Raya break, i can ran 8km in half an hour = 16km/h
now, i manage to ran 12km in an hour.

worrying whether i can complete the penang bridge full marathon which will be held on November.
sigh.

yet, this video shows that i ain't as miserable as i thought i am. XD
www.voshy.com/videos/view.php?id=yxccp4xq

p.s.
to those who ain't familiar bout cavalier king charles spaniel, below is a youtube link that will show you how amazingly adorable they are.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd5dR7YR2ig
Embedding disabled by them. argh~!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Prank!!



seriously think that we should do this to Lau in our apartment??

anyone wanna join??
XD

p.s.
i do think that the music somehow make it even more...fun?? XD

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

shopping spree

yay!!!
went shopping today with Binn. bought some stuff = spend some cash but the stuffs are pretty awesome!!!

had my lunch today in waffle world at 1U.
meat balls and chocolate waffle are the stuff i ordered.
the meat balls?? not so good. for me, it is kinda hard and the gravy just doesn't kick in but my friend, Binn said i'm just being a whinny little kid complaining tiny little stuff to his mama as he found that the meat balls ain't that bad.
here's the image of the meat balls which ain't taken by me. XD


the meat balls ain't so good so hows the desesrt, chocolate waffle??
it is fucking awesome!!!
the waffle being crisp on the outside and soft in the inside. Eaten with ice cream, the meeting of the warmth from the waffle and the cold ice cream kinda just blast me off the roof!! something that i'll recommend it to every single living being. yes, i'll eventually try to be kind enough to eventually buy 1 and let the insect to had a lick of it. kinda think that the bees will abandon their beloved honey and start stalking waffle world for the chocolate waffle. XD
image below is the chocolate waffle. again, not taken by me.


dinner at Itallianese The Gardens since Binn need to grab his precious nike sportwear shoe there, The Gardens as the store at 1U didn't own the size he asked for. honestly, the shoe does look decent and the more you look at it the more you'll love it. its kinda a constant love hypnotizer which is why i kinda hate it?

Itallianese doesn't really offer great food like Tony Roma's and i'm pretty regret that i went there. the reason i didn't whine much is cause the receptionist is pretty!!! XD

Monday, September 13, 2010

mystery of lost water?

“Water cycle on the Moon” is a statement that you wouldn't hear much + you'll most likely stunned for a while. i'll act that way and i think those lunar scientists are the same too.
This surprising new finding of ubiquitous water on the surface of the Moon, revealed and confirmed by three different spacecraft last year, has been one of the main topics of recent discussion and study by lunar researchers. But figuring out the cycle of how water appears and disappears over the lunar day remains elusive. As of now, scientists suspect a few different processes that could be delivering water and hydroxyl (OH) to the lunar surface: meteorites or comets hitting the Moon, outgassing from the Moon’s interior, or the solar wind interacting with the lunar regolith. But so far, none of the details of any of these processes are adding up.
to read more, kindly go to this link below.
http://www.universetoday.com/69811/water-cycle-on-the-moon-remains-a-myster/


yet, in Colorado Springs, there's another water mystery. a family wondered why the water barrel in their backyard was almost empty every week.
to solve this mystery, they set up a camera and found out...



a bear walk near to the barrel. i think the bear is thirsty. guess everyone think the same??

but instead




the bear soak himself in the barrel full with water. XD



the bear even lay down with both leg clinging to the side of the barrel.

XD

bad future



this is so wrong.
+ how can this help to reduce the crime again.
i kinda think it'll make the victims edure more pain + lost.

and this thingy kinda give me an unpleasant view of the future!!

the vision -
"in the near future there will be no elections - our leaders will be appointed for us by the wealthy elite. There will be no cash - we will work for "credits" on an implanted microchip. There will be no home owners - we will all live in public housing. there will be no cars - we will ride public transportation (which i think is good. XD). Jobs will be assigned, not chosen. food, clothing, and shelter will be allocated, not bought. There will be military police on every street. our children will swear allegiance to the state every day during indoctrination in school (i think we practically doing it now), and spy on us for their leaders. Even our preschoolers will be cared for by government appointed nannies who will raise them to idolize the New World Order while we doing something for them."

Sunday, September 12, 2010

my friends = dickhead!!!



being a dickhead is cool.
since all my friends are cool = they are dickheads? XD

p.s.
you gotta admit this song is catchy and fun.

XD

no low fat milk!!

not sure whether you need to exercise and often give yourself excuses not to do so??
watch the video clip below.



if a sea lion can do it but you can't, means you are a fat ass and seriously need to work out.

diet never really helps. i kinda believe that you can eat as unhealthy as you want as long as you work out.
being able to practise that idea of mine is cause i'm still young enough to digest those unhealthy mineral within the unhealthy food??
hopefully, my internal system will stay young so that i can still grab couple of bites on the unhealthy food.
+ unhealthy food always taste better compare to those healthy food.

p.s.
say no to low fat milk!!!

XD

Saturday, September 11, 2010

my mom and i chat.

promise my mom to stay home today.
asked why but she kinda just ignored me. so, i just kinda obey it like a good little boy i always am.

chat with her a little and our topic basically never change.
she'll probably talk bout

+ my hair
+ my brothers' unhealthy lifestyle which i should do something bout it
+ my niece
+ how i should be more hardworking in my studies.

i'll probably talk bout

+ how insufficient my pocket money is
+ how a mountain bike benefits my brothers and me(mostly me)
+ my niece
+ the effort i put in my studies. XD

yet, today was pretty special.
she actually kinda talk bout relationship and she was pretty curious when am i getting into one.
didn't really knew how to reply her questions.
so i kinda just kept saying,
"have no idea when i'll get into one. just following the flow. if i found one, i'll tell you."

oh yeah.
my mom forced me to stay home cause she wanted to make steamboat for dinner. the soup ain't really there but at least its home cook and my brothers were forced to stay home too.

p.s.
sorry MCD!!i disappointed you. i swear that i will visit you for lunch and dinner to eat your TRIPPLE CHEESEBURGER!!! but i didn't manage to do so today!!!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Tripple CheeseBurger!!!

today was a fine day.
the morning was a bit chilly since Missy rainy came and give my place a neat little shower. it was so chilly that i hide myself inside my blanky and continued my slumber.
after Missy rainy's visit, mister sunny drop by and fill my room with awesome UV rays (which is pretty good for our skin, i must say). the UV rays somehow flashed my eyes which kinda woke me up.

ate my breakfast and went to lowyat to grab a modem with my niece on my shoulder doing cho cho.
luckily, my niece act like a super good kid when we were in public. if she ain't, i would be having this constant headache and most likely ignore her cries by sensor it.
meet irwin and you win while my niece and i step in the escalator + doing cho cho. not sure what's in their mind. tons of story came out in my brain but they didn't stop and ask. too bad. it'll be fun to play them around. XD

went into allit and just grab a TP-Link modem. wasn't sure whether it is good but it is
- kinda cheap
- with 2 years warranty
- a 300mbps wireless N ADSL2 + modem router

bout the security? hmmm...not sure but don't think it is that important for a home based modem?

rush back home, threw my niece a side and installed the modem.
it worked like wonders. wonders i tell you. WONDERS!!!!! for now.
+ compare to dlink, it is rather easy to work with.

yay!!!
finally, internet connection!!! at home!! no more connection stealing!
other reason not to stay home had been canceled.

a laptop with internet connection produce a happy ian.
whats make me even happier was MCD - TRIPPLE CHEESEBURGER!!!

a laptop with internet connection + tripple cheeseburger = overly happy + slightly arrogant ian.

go grab one from the nearest MCD you can reach.
its awesome!!!
sadly its limited time only.
wondering why this idea came out so late + why make it available in a limited time only.

MCD malaysia sure is hard to understand.

p.s.
sorry, no picture bout it. didn't own a camera.

p.s.s.
erica, can't send you any message via msn messenger.
so dun curse me!!!
i'm sneezing. argh!!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

happy + depress

home and was happy + depress in the same time.

depress since my brother didnt manage to buy a moderm to replace the spoiled one!
the ian who can't online ain't a happy ian.
he is lucky cause he contributed a little for niece to be born.

as i'm happy cause of my niece.
since she still manage to remember me after i left the house for 2 months. pretty much melted when she called me "sujio sujio".

sujio sujio - its kinda the combination of jiu jiu (the kid's mother's brother) + shu shu(the kid's father's brother)that she came out which i dun really understand.

oh well. she is the empress in the house now. everything she said is correct and must be obey!!
+ she did give me her love by giving me some sugar.
guess, its ok to let her be the empress for now.
XD

Le vilain petit carré

Le vilain petit carré / The ugly square from ToutCourt on Vimeo.



this video is cute + kinda giving messages bout unity which tons of people need to learn. not pointing finger. yet, a Malaysian will know I'm actually pointing at a group of people here, in Malaysian. XD

+ it do somehow remind me of something.
friend or friends that do crazy stuff, break the rules + suffer with you is or are a treasure you gain yourself.
hmmmm...guess thats why we fight for them in front of our parent even its their fault you are in deep shit?

i do think i have this bunch of friends. (at least i think i do for now? XD)
even though, they always tease me bout
+ my sexual orientation
+ my driving skill
+ my hatred towards hokkien
+ my unconditional hatred towards the single eyelid (i'm sorry!!! i'm trying real hard not to)

but its ok. its somewhat funny (once i think bout it) + i'm pretty lucky to actually having friends to tease me.
cause
teasing = teaching??

hmmm...ok. i think i should stop. dun wanna get any extra teasing if any of my friends read this. which one or two of them will.

p.s.
please dun tease me ~
that much.

p.s.s.
if you ain't happy, try to put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear.

XD

Monday, September 6, 2010

The Little Red Riding Hood (cursed version)

remember the girl with red hoodie who threw puppies into the river?
if not, below is the video.



wanna help the puppies to seek revenge??

nah, wont need to.
as there're tons of people did that dy.
prove?
search youtube and you'll find tons of videos bout how they wish to kill her and some videos indicates that she was arrested by the police with the local's help.
so, curse silently will do.


oh yeah. here's one of the response video i think is awesome??


yes. the video ain't that nice but at least the lyrics are catchy. XD

even michael bay came out with $50K to ensure she will get her punishment.
here's the link bout it.
http://www.ecorazzi.com/2010/09/01/michael-bay-offers-50k-reward-for-capture-of-puppy-throwing-girl/

p.s.
the girl's name -> Antonia Miskic
(her profile can be found in facebook)
most likely the most cursed name now.

p.s.s.
the camera man will be the second most cursed name now.

p.s.s.s.
i think she was the real little red riding hood in her past life?
mistaken dogs as wolves in her current life??
which explain why she did that???

hmmmm...wonder how her life will be like after this.

Quit smoking!!!



now, even a baby can do it.
why can't the smokers out there quit too??

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Charlie~

lately, kinda in love with the comedy cartoon in youtube, Charlie the Unicorn.

wasn't its fan but somehow my humor frequency suddenly matched the frequency it produce. XD

here's the 4 clips.

1.


2.


3.


4.


was once said a friend of mine, ding how lame he is when he watched the 1st few episode of Charlie the unicorn.
here's my apology.

SORRY DING!!! Charlie the unicorn is the best stuff i ever watched!!
BUT
you are still the lamest friend.

+ i seriously think that i like Charlie the unicorn is cause you infected or poison me with your lameness.
still wondering whether its a good thing. hmmmm....

XD

Thursday, September 2, 2010

bees vs humans

today, an epic war fire out when two bees started to fly in (I'm guessing they are just the scout) while my housemates and i watching movie.
suddenly, one of the bee launched a surprise attack at me. with super fast reflex i took Guthrie's Swiss army knife and fought a minute long battle. as i was summoning thousand sword to perform my thousand sword technique, the bee found a chance and stung me!! with my hand stung, i continue on my thousand sword technique and slashed the bee into nothing but dust.
as this bee died, the other bee that accompany him started to call for backup and he try to attack Guthrie with rage. probably, his rage had blinded his eyes as guthrie manage to use his water flow palm technique causing the bee to bang the wall.

after couple of second, 3 bees rush in. erica quickly took a cloth and started playing like a goddess to prevent the bees to come to guthrie and me as guthrie is treating my wound. yet, erica manage to kill one of the 3 backup bees while defending us.
with the third bee being killed, the other 2 bees retreat to higher ground but still hit by our defend system(the fan) and died.

today!!!
human vs bees!!!

human win!!!!!

below are the pictures. XD




accidents

Man blows himself up trying to kill a spider
below is the link to the news article.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html

frankly, i find this news kinda funny. sorry to those who don't but you gotta admit killing a spider and end up burning is pretty funny. cool in a way.
wonder how he going to explain this to his grand kid if he do survive and what his grand kid will think bout after they heard the story.
hmmmm...

Trapped miners told they won't be free for months
below is the link to the news article.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trapped-miners-told-they-wont-be-free-for-months-2062467.html

accidents happen but what happen to these guys are just like what the stuff shown in final destination. ok. not exactly alike but there's some similarity. those guys ain't dead yet. so, there might be a continuous accident plotted for them??
fuck!! seriously hope that what i said here ain't true and they'll be ok.

be strong the miners. be strong!!!
the authorities there should send movies like 300 for them to watch. can boost up the will of a man to survive. a lot!!!

but if anything happen to the skinhead army in Russia is due to karma since they fucking deserve it!!!
below is the link bout them.
http://ekawaaz.org/2010/08/31/russian-skinhead-army-attacks-rock-fans-at-russian-tornado-festival-video/

wonder what are they thinking when they wanna lunch this attack.
fun? satisfied?

one hundred month




sign up to show your support. then invite more people to join in.
here's the link
http://www.onehundredmonths.org/
+ start to do stuff that will actually help to solve global warming.

stop smoking helps too?
XD

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

small eat big

what will happen when a tiny little small thingy eat up a gigantic huge big thingy?

try to imagine Microhyla nepenthicola, the ultra tiny frog eat up the world's biggest ever Cornish pasty which a team of bakers in Britain claims to have created by using using 1,000 pounds of flour and 500 pounds of butter. just in case you can't imagine the size, i shall include the images to help you to imagine the outcome.

here's the ultra tiny frog.


here's the humongous Cornish pasty


the outcome??
in your imagination clouds which wouldn't pour a heavy rain on you unless you want it to?

p.s. you gotta think that the stuff in the Cornish pasty are frog's ever loving food. if not, your imaginary Microhyla nepenthicola might just hop away with their super loud croak from your imaginary Cornish pasty.

XD