dinner conversations bout cleaning

1st dinner conversation.
mom: did you guys clean after cooking??
me : yeap. i kinda insist to do so.
mom: so you are the one who did the cleaning??
me : nah. take turns. i think.
mom: oh you think.

2nd dinner conversation.
mom: did you guys clean the house everyday??
me : yeap. i kinda insist to do so.
mom: so you are the one who did the cleaning??
me : nope. we take turns. sometimes erica help up.
mom: oh, erica help up.

3rd dinner conversation.
mom: did you guys clean the blanket, bed shed towel and stuff??
me : yeah. i kinda insist to do so.
mom: how long once?
me : twice a week.
mom: luckily there's washing machine.

4th dinner conversation.
mom: did you guys clean the fridge?
me : yeah.
mom: how long once?
me : i only clean it once. which is kinda long ago.
mom: ah~

5th dinner conversation.
mom: conclusion, you and erica clean the most. how bout others?
me : they clean too.
mom: but why you never mention their name?
me : cause its troublesome to list everything out and i'm lazy.
mom: you are lying. i watched this new drama you intro, lie to me. there's this part he said that names recalling sequence is according to appreciation.
me : hur? is it?? i think i miss that episode?
mom: i think your housemates and you should sit down and talk bout this. creating a duty roster would be good. if you don't, sooner or later some issue going to occur. + you are living with girls. so...
me : hmmmm...but they dun have the same policy like us. i mean they don't clean everyday. you can't force them to do so right?
mom: hur? they didn't clean their own house everyday too??
me : hmmmm...yeap. + i think we are too clean??
mom: i see. guess i train you guys too well?
me : yeah. wonder why you didn't teach me how to cook.
mom: cause you'll be super noisy if you know how.
me : ...